He had one of those small greek statue penises
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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