Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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