I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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