I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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