i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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