Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
you win again, gameday.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Just high enough for therapy.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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