Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
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