Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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