I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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