I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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