none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Its about making memories worth repressing
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Randomize
