hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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