Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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