hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Randomize
