I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
be right there i have to get my cape
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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