Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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