The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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