This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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