why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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