went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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