i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
