So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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