We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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