bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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