are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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