After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
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