You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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