What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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