dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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