Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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