After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
they're like a gay fantastic four
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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