You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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