Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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