Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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