Pappa wants mamma naked
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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