D3 body, D1 cock
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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