last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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