haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
Randomize
