and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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