the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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