my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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