Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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