Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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