did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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