i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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