Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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