we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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