i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I love you.
Bad choice
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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