I swear she didn't look like that last week.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
