Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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