Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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